Snail Mail

We all have that one person—a best friend, a sibling, a partner—who treats incoming phone calls like a personal attack and leaves text messages on "read" for three business days. When digital communication fails, it’s time to take drastic, passive-aggressive measures: actual, physical mail.

Featuring a charmingly slow snail and the perfect amount of loving sass, this card is the ultimate way to finally get their attention. It’s funny, relatable, and guarantees a response (eventually).

Inside: This card is left blank inside to allow plenty of room for a personal, handwritten note.